how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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