Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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