I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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