i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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