omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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