god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Randomize
