If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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