Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
organizing the empties. That sober.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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