It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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