i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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