im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
false alarm, still single
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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