so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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