i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he was CRYING into my vagina
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
