so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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