I got chris browned last night
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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