You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
This is the high leading the old right now
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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