protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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