I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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