oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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