I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
