I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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