I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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