he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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