Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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