there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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