guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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