so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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