He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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