Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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