no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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