I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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