It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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