He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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