Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
