And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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