She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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