If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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