I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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