She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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