He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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