marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
not ubering you a puppy
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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