It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
