i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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