If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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