Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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