I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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