Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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