My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
this will be a night to untag.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Randomize
