scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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