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(419): View more from Ohio

take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range

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(815): View more from Illinois

my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"

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(614): View more from Ohio

I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.

(1-614): View more from Ohio

I'm not sure what to say to that.

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(207): View more from Maine

guess who has a date tonight

(401): View more from Rhode Island

look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed

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(314): View more from Missouri

chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.

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(607): View more from New York

does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?

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