well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Randomize
