My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
