First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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