doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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