If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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